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Sponge Bob Foot Pads

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Sponge Bob Foot Pads
US Patent  6,664,003* / Issued 2002

Are you tired of the dull finish on your freshly mopped floors?  Air dried floors may be clean, but the air drying can cause that oh-so-dull, anti-shine look that moppers of the world despise.  But now you can shuffle your way to a shiny shine with the fabulous floor drying Sponge Bob Foot Pads!  That's right, lose the shoes and strap on your funny foot pads and as you mop, you dry.  These flawless footpads may work well in the privacy of your own home, but we're not ready to see Big Bob, the building super, barefoot and swishing around our building's lobby.


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