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Keg Head
US Patent Issued In 1999

Do you yearn to be the life of the party, the person that everyone wants to hang out with?  Is being the center of attention your deepest desire?  If so, then you need the Keg Head!  This new indispensable dispenser of your favorite beverage is part hat and part keg, combined for your pleasure.  Once the party begins, prepare to position yourself near the front door so you can greet thirsty guests with a big smile and a cool, quenching refreshment.

Not for the timid, the Keg Head will keep you encircled with a parched party population all night long.  But don't let that go to your head, they aren't there to get to know the inner you, it's the beer stupid!

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