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Hospital Happiness
US Patent Issued In 2000

Ever feel over-exposed to the world when you wear a hospital gown?  Our inventor says; "As most medical patient's are all too acutely aware, all hospital style gowns have rear openings seemingly designed to maximize the potential for embarrassment due to the virtually unavoidable exposure of the patient's buttock area while wearing such a gown."  Ahem, well said.

We say, cleavage be gone with the new Hospital Happiness modesty flap! It's a butt dicky, if you will.  Freshly patented for the new millennium, patients can now easily avoid embarrassing medical moments while doctors and nurses performing procedures can simply flip the flap.  While we make fun of this unflappable attire, we will be the first in line to request our own Hospital Happiness should the need arise.


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