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Totally Absurd Inventions is the largest, most visited invention humor web site on the internet.  Totally Absurd Inventions now generates over 500,000 to 650,000 page visits monthly (over 30 million total) and is expanding rapidly. 

Here are just a few of the 45,000* web sites that are linked back to Totally Absurd Inventions, sending us quality readers.

  • ABC World News, USA Today, NASA, Mensa, The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, The Science Channel, Voice of America, The Village Voice

  • Popular Mechanics, Einstein TV, ZD Net, The Discovery Science Channel, Oxford University Press

  • Loyola Law School, New Scientist, Oak Ridge National Laboratory

  • Maxim Online, Dallas News, Graduating Engineer, The Educators Network

  • Education World, Educational Planet, Kids of America, Patent Cafe

Totally Absurd Inventions has been covered by more than 250 major TV, radio, magazine and newspaper features and interviews including ABC World News, USA Today and Popular Mechanics.  Thousands of top web sites have chosen to link to our humorous invention site including technology, science, university, engineer, educational, law, TV, radio and newspaper sites.  Blogs from all over the world with diverse interests have also chosen to link to Totally Absurd Inventions.

Totally Absurd Inventions is listed on the first page of most major search engine under the search term "inventions" (non-sponsored results), including Google,  Yahoo, AOL & MSN, giving us "page one" coverage for over 85% of all web searches for "inventions".  We are also usually listed on page 3 under the search term "patents" on Google. 

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Contact:  Ted VanCleave .  ted@totallyabsurd.com  .  800.856.9025
Site Stats:
500,000 - 650,000 page visits per month and growing.
45,000* web sites are linked back to us.
Readers visit each page an average of 1.20 minutes, giving them plenty of time to view your ad. 
Readers visit an average of 7-10 pages during each visit.
Site is updated weekly. 
There are approximately 300 pages of content.		  

*Web links according to SubmitExpress.com.  Links established for totallyabsurd.com,  www.totallyasurd.com,  totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm,  www.totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm,  totallyabsurd.com/featuredinvention.htm.